This Is Me!

This is me today. I'm looking a little mean. My tongue is hanging out from hunger. Food, food,

someone please give me some food! Why, you

ask, does she need food? Did she lose her shirt

in the Yukon and have no money now for food?

Oh no my friends, something far dumber and

stupider than that. I read about this diet......

Yes at nearly 57 years of age you would think

I would be far beyond falling for a 'lose five

pounds in three days' diet. But apparently I'm

not. It's a Military diet. I guess for anyone that is overweight and wants to enter the services, but are

too heavy according to the superiors that be.

If I'd been thinking clearly I might have taken into

consideration the age of one hoping to enter the military. Somewhere close to forty years younger

than me. Yah, I remember those days when the fat

just melted away just because I dreamed it would.

Not so today, my friends.

See those bananas?I get one of those every day.

But, I have to tell you the real reason I thought this diet might work was because I get to eat a cup of

ice cream every day!

You can only guess what's going to be in my dreams tonight. This.....

And this.

Please tell me I'm not dreaming and I can really have this.

 

Now this is going to be  me tomorrow after I wake up and remember

that I'm not going to be re-enlisting in the military.

Bye-Bye Diet.  

I'm really so much happier now!